| Gaff's page of wackiness | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Introduction | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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This Page is to inform the misinformed, To teach the ignorant, to answer a few of life's little questions. Warning: This page might make a few people mad, soccer fans for example. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Top 10 reasons why soccer sucks. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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10. The "athletes" cry whenever they fall down, regardless of their injuries. 9. The whole 90 minutes is carried out in the middle of the field. 8. Average Basketball score: 95 pts., Average Baseball score: 5 pts., Average Football score: 21 pts., Average Soccer score: 1 pt.. 7. The more talented soccer players end up as a football kicker. 6. The average diet of foreign soccer players is grasshoppers and dew. 5. The average weight of a soccer player is 120 lbs.. 4. The Fans. 3. It is represented by pollitically weak countries. 2. MLS names sound like WNBA names. 1. IT IS BORING!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Top 5 reasons why we, the U.S., need to invade Canada. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
5. It's there | 4. All Canadians are just Americans that just won't admit it. 3. It has no point of existance 2. We need more land for: Landfills, Prisons, etc. 1. Because we can.
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